found this on Xim's LJ ...

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What will you get in your stocking this Christmas? by spiritluv
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Sticking out the top:	Body Lotion
Somewhere in the middle:	A book of "How to put Kink into your bedroom"
Resting in the heel:	A few condoms
Shoved into the toe:	Hershey Kisses.
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

not too bad considering the others ...

What will you get in your stocking this Christmas? by spiritluv
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Sticking out the top:	Money!
Somewhere in the middle:	A Tree Ornament
Resting in the heel:	Instructions to give head. NOW.
Shoved into the toe:	A Medium Butt plug
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Instructions to give head? That's without mentioning the butt plug!

What will you get in your stocking this Christmas? by spiritluv
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Sticking out the top:	A Feather (use your imagination)
Somewhere in the middle:	Money!
Resting in the heel:	Kinky Underwear.
Shoved into the toe:	Mmmm an Orange!
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Kinky undies isn't so bad I guess

What will you get in your stocking this Christmas? by spiritluv
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Sticking out the top:	A Leather Whip
Somewhere in the middle:	Chocolate!
Resting in the heel:	A Book of "101 Positions"
Shoved into the toe:	Just some Candy from lastyear
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

I'm okay with the chocolate but the leather whip?
Does anybody else see this producing a plot bunny?