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Tuesday, 3 June 2003 18:48
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Giggle of the day

Okay I did a series of letters, they could have been a mailmerge but a few of them were over complicated so I did them individually.

The person I did them for came to sign them and made a comment about how I'd done them. My response was "I hate mailmerges".

A person passing the office mis-heard it as "I hate male virgins". She repeated this, we all giggled like mad, I made the comment that her mind was "in the gutter".

The youth sec replied with "no, it's in a brothel", more laughter ensued.

Date: Tuesday, 3 June 2003 14:34 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roz-morgan.livejournal.com
*snigger* thats brillient!

Date: Tuesday, 3 June 2003 15:45 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sazandra.livejournal.com
All this is rather worrying at work but we're accepting the fact that yes we are mad (and yes our mind are really in the gutter) to work in local government.

You'd think things couldn't get much worse than that until the youth sec asks "are you a man stuck in a female body?" I don't think I ever got to answer that.

Date: Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:59 (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hubby has a great story from when he was trying to hire a new programmer.

They got a ton of resumes in. One of them said, in the cover letter: "You ask about skills with Visual Basic. it depends on which virgin you are on."

After he and the manager stopped laughing, they shared it with the rest of the programming department. Then they recycled it.

Ozy ;)

Date: Thursday, 5 June 2003 10:33 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sazandra.livejournal.com
My mind boggles!

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